- "You act so white, it's like I'm blacker than you!" Um, no. No. Just no. I didn't know there was a code of conduct in order to be black.
- "What are you mixed with?" Nothing? This is a good question, but don't jump to conclusions. It IS possible to be fully black and have light skin.
- "But you don't look black AT ALL!" Would you like for me to show you my new growth? Because I am due for a relaxer touch-up any day now.
- "How would you know anything about the hood?" Because not all people who live there are dark-skinned? I don't actually live in the hood, but I have spent so much time in East Cleveland (and other cities like Atlanta and Chicago), you best believe I know as much (or more) about the hood as you do.
- "Are you sure you don't want to borrow my SPF 50?" Yes, I am light-skinned. No, I do not burn.
- "You look just like Rihanna!" Is this because we're both light-skinned?
- "Let me guess. I know what your ethnicity is! 你好! 我是美国人。你是中国人吗?" I know you did not just ask me if I'm Chinese.
- "So what if you can't play Tiana in the Disney parks? You could totally play Mulan!" You've got a good point...
- "I'm going to come back from Spring Break darker than you!" LOOK, I get it, there are white people darker than me, yeah. Moving on.
- "I don't think you're really black." Let me take you on a field trip to the plantation where my great-great-great grandfather was a slave.
- "I hear Asian parents have really high expectations." But I'm not... ah, forget it.
- "Why is your hair so short?" Because I'm black. Technically, black people (including my sisters) can have long hair, but it is a rare occurrence. Of course I'd be the only girl in my family with the inability to grow hair past shoulder-length.
- "Since you're light, you could probably stop getting relaxers." Tell that to my unruly curls.
- "If you were a slave, you would be treated very well." That is very comforting.
Those are some things I've faced being a light-skinned black girl! Did I miss anything?
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